25 November 2013

Catching Fire...


OK...let's be honest...truely I'm not a fan of the Hunger Games series but WoW... Catching Fire made me cry, cry to the point that my legs were uncontrollable. No joke! My legs were shaking throughout the entire thing! Omigersh(my way of saying "oh my gosh")!!! K, prepare for a ton of tissues, cuz SPOLIER ALERT: but there is no happy anything!!! If ur a stubborn fool like me and didn't read the sseries, then u should what happens and when. I recommend u sit next to someone who does know what happensso you know when to cry.

You see great maturity in each character, especially Prim Rose who has taken great responsibility in caring forthe family. Twists and more of what "the people want". Trauma, stubbornness, and overwhelment are embodiedin Katniss as she doesn't initially want to kill harmless people, especially the new tributes (who are past victors or winners who werepromised not to ccompete anymore once they won and are just as traumatized as Katniss and Peeta). Katniss's character depicts more of a cat as being in the arena once makes her keen(foreshadow).

Every time there's a sad or frightening scene, just think of how Katniss's voice cracks when she shouts and moans)yeah that sounds weird, but you'll thank me)

Catching Fire is the perfect must- see movie if you're on a date....ya know cuddling during the scary parts...and, well you get the picture.

20 October 2013

My Experience at Hollister

Umm Yeah!!! Acca-awkward
I've wanted to go to Hollister because of its mysterious, yet inviting appearance. As I walked in, I felt a sense of maturity like a night club or something. I bet you would understand how I felt  when you see this

Celebrate Candy Mountain

What up ___________!
             You (that guy you see in the mirror) are invited!!! YaY: You're actually invited to something--check this off your Bucket List! Come celebrate the month of the candy by dressing up like filthy hob knockers by finding costumes at FUGLY R US!!! XD Celebrate at Candy Mountain, where all the jumping Kisses, Kit-Kats, and M&M's roam freely.

29 September 2013

Halloween Playlist

WoW!

New month, new theme! Instead of making that playlist I tempted you with, i made a Halloween playlist. The original was too frustrating. *blah*. XP

The theme of this month(as it is my birth-month)is "I killed a girl, and I liked it."

Don't actually do it...literally.

I'd like to hear Halloween plans, costumes, and ideas so contact me.
-Enjoy the playlist. :)

05 August 2013

Sharknado

First things first, you would want to waste their money on something that came out on TV?! Secondly, can't you tell that the sharks are fake? And wait a second....sharks can't survive without water!!! For fish-sake!!! 

I saw it the day it came on television and to tell you the truth it was pretty amusing, but that's it! It was actually the worst piece of crap I've seen in my life..and I watch a lot of crap!

But I guess if ya wanna watch it you can. I mean I can't force you to do something you don't wanna do. 

But if you want chainsaws, romance, and action in one, be my guest.

Let's not forget the plot holes sprinkled, well, all over the movie.

I give this one full heart as a pitty point. The action was eh, alright.


28 July 2013

Playlists

Hey Weekenders!
         Just so you know, I won't officially blog cuz I'm doing something for all us here! Cool Beans, I know, well it was my own idea. It occured to me whem I created playlists on Youtube, so I decided that y'all should hear what I love. I'm sure it willl introduce you to a variety of new tastes, genres, and those songs that just won't get out of your head, probably will never leave, so that's on you!
         This doesn't include any Justin Bieber or Carly Rae Jepson, just cuz! I officially kick them out of the Canadian club that I just made right now. Click!
          Will just update, so it's kinda blogging everyday. How much you wanna bet I slack of, cuz I think I totally will!  

21 July 2013

Post-Canadian Day (Week)

          As some of you may know, July 1st is Canadian Day. Who else would you want to inform you of this very important day (well to most Canadians) almost a month after! Tell me, I'll feel very complimented!
X D. Well to celebrate my fellow, fantasy Canadian friends, I will spread the word!
          Who said we should have one day to celebrate them, right? They're just that special, right? So let's celebrate our fellow comrades by giving them a week of our time. Come low-lives who actually read this!
Let's do it!!! Actually, because I missed it by sleeping most of the day like my low-life self, so I feel left out.
= (
        Mark your calendars for Post-Canadian week July 28th-August 3rd. YaY!!! I officially made a post-holiday. Gonna check that off my Bucket List rights now!
         Celebrate by rubbing against the floor like a tazered cat, kiss a random hobo, and don't forget your red leaves, ah!

07 July 2013

New Emoticons! Get Em Free

Steal them! My own personal emoticons used only to describe me and Fat Amy!
Get em while supplies last! ; D

They're just funky aliens! :
*For the mouths, use anything you normally use, such as a parentheses, etc!

Cow Sex Safety Video

Watch the video of cows who have unprotected sex. Don't worry it's rated: NFC (Not For Children), but for teens taking a health class, watch this video!
Basically, some people got in an accident by some humping cows in the middle of the road, so Jimmy Kimmel, featured on Channel ABC 7 at 10 eastern, 11: 30 Pacific central, features this song as an awareness of cow sex.
Enjoy!!! ; P

30 June 2013

If You Wanna

Feel free to check out the new and improved tabs at the top
of the page.
Also, I wanna see the results of the polls at the left.
Here, I'm kinda forcing you,
so do it!

Canadian Craze

If my face and my words don't get you amped this week, then what will?

News report: Recently, I met a Canadian whose named will not be exposed out of their personal preferences. While explaining their past, they claim that they were born in southern Canada,  where, I hear, it is near some parts of what they call "The U.S--eh?"

Hearing this, I then said the following in what we now call Over-Xtreme-Excitment (OXE), "Really? You're from Canada. You're Canadian?! I'm fascinated with Canadians" with hands over mouth, I then asked, " Sorry to ask, but can you say the word l 'about' for me!" 

The Canadian responded, The Canadian way or the American way?"

"Well,"  JLiL thought, "Why would I want to hear the American way when it's too common?" 

So, then Canadian said "Aboot!" Ha, ha---aboot? Fwew! Oh Canadians!

And then walked away disturbed by the thought of the question and in fear and confusion!


I'm __________________ on Channel 7 news. Back to you __________.

Hostess Twinkies

      Gotta love 'em twinkies, cuz hey, what's at my door? TWINKIE SUPREME!!!

      Hostess has just announced that their wonderful Twinkies--and other equally delicerous cakes will be re-stocked in stores as soon as July 15th. I'm, well, drunk for Twinkies, in fact, it was my grandma's favorite, before she died. Yup. = 7 .

21 June 2013

Summer Solstice

Hey, it's me the one true person who enjoys ruining weekends. YAY!!! So, I guess I'm doing my job.
Well, I guess today is Summer Solstice! Do something memorable, cuz "it's only here once a year!" Kiss a hobo, fit in a picnic, but I, however, have no life, therefore will blog and do other internet things! X l> (Mwha haa haa-devious) So yeah, but prepare for a really long day, as it is known to seem very long. So doing something, memorable is probably the most ideal thing to do instead of sitting on the couch watching the Lifetime channel, watching, "Women Who Kill", which if you know, is a channel and show for divorced women who cry on their couches with tissues and lots and lots of chocolates.

I, however, will be on the internet and feel like I'm doing more, when I'm not!

Have fun dancing with hobos!
~Joss

17 June 2013

No Offense, Shakespeare!

No offense, Shakespeare, but your words suck crap! Again, no offense. "To be or not to be-that is the question!" Hey, bro, have you heard of the phrase "the harder the words, the harder the slap"? Instead, why couldn't you have said, "Should I or should I not live"? But seriously, no offense, but someone's gonna get pushed down a hill!!! What obscure question would you have then, huh?
By the one and only,
~Joss

10 June 2013

So, Remember That Thing?

So, remember that blog that I loved so dearly? Well, how do I put this delicately? It just got better! YaY!!! Blog power of the internet------!
The Random Ranterer has just changed her URL to
theawkward-ness.blogspot.com, which means she didnt' really just redesign, just her URL, so YaY!!! Just look at my favorite list of blogs and click the link. It's that easy!!!
Go to it, but remember socially awkward people are contagious!!! Don't catch it this season!!!
~Joss

04 June 2013

LETTUCE ACTUALLY TASTES SWEET!!

LOVE THE LETTUCE!!!
Ignore the fact that this guy may be at
your doorstep tomorrow!!!

17 April 2013

Pika Riding A Yoshi

Has anyone ever wanted to ride a Yoshi?! I mean really? How fun does it look, right?
I would actually prefer riding a neon green one (my favorite color), but maybe blue ones are just as fun.

Something like this!
PS. Enjoy the spring colors! Pikachu's throwing up spring colors from his Yoshi sled!

28 February 2013

Blog Icon

Hey everyone,

         I'm coming up with a blog icon to make searching for this site easier and more efficient! And it's fun to have a witty picture representing you! Am I right?

13 February 2013

DOOOMO Power

Can anyone really decipher if DOMO is a boy or a girl. I don't think anyone can. It's like an unsolvable math problem that leads you nowhere. This pic. may confuse your interpretation on what "it" is!


P.S. : For funzies: I'm into KuKapatchi (don't know how to spell it) and "it" also has an unknown gender

KuKa Power!

P.P.S.: I will show my new KuKa bracelet soon

06 February 2013

BADGES and Reactions

 Please, if you choose to +1 or comment on anything, consider the faces



Any random mood you're in
Confusing
Disturbed




Awkwardly intrigued


Angry
 
 
 
 
 
* P.S.: Just copy and paste one of the images into your comment to give me input on your reactions!

Very Valentine-y Background

As I always do on Google, I looked up random
 images of green anime characters and
got this background.
Although I don't like dinosaurs,
this one is pretty -um- "edgy"

01 February 2013

Just that Wrong!!!

So i looked up another dancing animal (like the panda)
and this just looked wrong
It looked completely wrong
OK, just ignore the humping raccoon and focus on the
dog enjoying it.




P.S: I'm not this "wrong" =  D

29 January 2013

Panda and Dinner

 I just realized that pandas and tacos don't mix well, but it's a panda ... so I like 'cause you know it's a panda .. it's cute ... 'cause it's a panda

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