#Crush

"The next thing I know, he's holding my hand."

My Experience at Hollister

Umm Yeah!!! Acca-awkward

I've wanted to go to Hollister because of its mysterious, yet inviting appearance. As I walked in, I felt a sense of maturity like a night club or something. I bet you would understand how I felt  when you see this

Celebrate Candy Mountain

What up ___________!
             You (that guy you see in the mirror) are invited!!! YaY: You're actually invited to something--check this off your Bucket List! Come celebrate the month of the candy by dressing up like filthy hob knockers by finding costumes at FUGLY R US!!! XD Celebrate at Candy Mountain, where all the jumping Kisses, Kit-Kats, and M&M's roam freely.

Halloween Playlist

WoW!

New month, new theme! Instead of making that playlist I tempted you with, i made a Halloween playlist. The original was too frustrating. *blah*. XP

The theme of this month(as it is my birth-month)is "I killed a girl, and I liked it."

Don't actually do it...literally.

I'd like to hear Halloween plans, costumes, and ideas so contact me.
-Enjoy the playlist. :)

New Emoticons! Get Em Free

Steal them! My own personal emoticons used only to describe me and Fat Amy!
Get em while supplies last! ; D

They're just funky aliens! :
*For the mouths, use anything you normally use, such as a parentheses, etc!

If You Wanna

Feel free to check out the new and improved tabs at the top

of the page.

Also, I wanna see the results of the polls at the left.

Here, I'm kinda forcing you,

so do it!

No Offense, Shakespeare!

No offense, Shakespeare, but your words suck crap! Again, no offense. "To be or not to be-that is the question!" Hey, bro, have you heard of the phrase "the harder the words, the harder the slap"? Instead, why couldn't you have said, "Should I or should I not live"? But seriously, no offense, but someone's gonna get pushed down a hill!!! What obscure question would you have then, huh?
By the one and only,
~Joss

So, Remember That Thing?

So, remember that blog that I loved so dearly? Well, how do I put this delicately? It just got better! YaY!!! Blog power of the internet------!

The Random Ranterer has just changed her URL to

theawkward-ness.blogspot.com, which means she didnt' really just redesign, just her URL, so YaY!!! Just look at my favorite list of blogs and click the link. It's that easy!!!

Go to it, but remember socially awkward people are contagious!!! Don't catch it this season!!!

~Joss

Pika Riding A Yoshi

Has anyone ever wanted to ride a Yoshi?! I mean really? How fun does it look, right?
I would actually prefer riding a neon green one (my favorite color), but maybe blue ones are just as fun.


Something like this!

PS. Enjoy the spring colors! Pikachu's throwing up spring colors from his Yoshi sled!

Just that Wrong!!!

So i looked up another dancing animal (like the panda)
and this just looked wrong
It looked completely wrong
OK, just ignore the humping raccoon and focus on the
dog enjoying it.

P.S: I'm not this "wrong" =  D

I Found the Dancing Panda

So everyone,

Yesterday, I discovered a dancing panda. I don't know why he's next to a taco. I don't know it he wants to pass gas -- whatever! So, I refound it! Hooray. Never mind it's just a dancing panda; that's normal. so here it is.The infamous Dancing Panda.

P.S.: He's dancinn for some tacos, alright.

The End of the World: Ignore Your Children

So for all the Crapbutts out there:

Maybe half of you out there believe Doomsday is coming and I can't wait for those of you to be proven wrong. To tell you the truth, I don't know when the world will end because I'm not God!!!

God made the world so that no one would know when it would end. Only He can determine when the time is right!

So why would  you people believe the Mayan calendar?! How would the Mayans know? They lived a many a year ago!

So if the end of the world does arrive, please knock me out --even if it huts me!

Merry "Doomsday" to all and to all a terrible "death".

P.S.: If you have children, then don't bother protecting them, because I for sure know it will not end!

Panda Superhero

Hey panda lovers,

I was kinda bored and Googled (which is now a word in the dictionary --- look it up!) things I like (which is hard because I'm a boring person). After hard thinking I chose pandas. Guess who will be going on the Panda Express tonight? So I saw this site with cute (but not the cutest) panda. Hope you enjoy! If you ever get the chance, look up dancing pandas. They are adorable!!!

*Panda fan Out*

Frosty the Fake-man

After the countless times I had listened to the song "Frosty the Snowman," I realized that Frosty is a Fake man due to the fact that "he" has coal for eyes (coal=bad, bad=evil snowman). I also don't even understand how he can express his "birthday", for he has at least a million of them!!!
Frosty, if there's anything I want to tell you, it is "Frosty, you are a fake, water ball that deserves to be arrested by the Snow-police (which, of course, you will create yourself)!"


Even Newer Background

This background fills me with tears for it reminds me of my childhood and a bit of the movie 500 Days of Summer which I will review in my new Review page. I hope y'all enjoy this template as I do and even begin some memories with it.

-Blink

Background

Somehow I thought this seemed Thanksgiving-like. I hope you enjoy!

Random Ranterer Crazy!!!

Hey y'all,

Recently, or more specifically, this Saturday, I viewed my friend Delaney's blog, Random Ranterer *found on randomranterer.blogspot.com. It's like my blog, but better! I know, why would someone like me want to promote someone else's blog. Well, first of all, because I am a freak that needs to be slapped, and secondly because Delaney is my friend and friend's always support each other!!! I know everyone out there at least has a friend, companion, or even a talking tomato to talk to!!!
The Ranterer definintely rants about what she wants, for she is random -- like me, but randomer. Before I discovered Delaney's blog, I did not know how hilarious Delaney was. Of course, she is funny, but her blog is totally dynamic! For those of you who actually know me, I don't use the word totally a lot! I don't know why, but all my friends are random -- in a nice, responsible way!!!
If anyone has any feedback, I would surely appreciate it!!! But, of course you don't have to and I can hug a cactus. Unless you wanna see me cry, please send me feedback!!!

What's Up with Ya Possum

Hi

   Yesterday morning was the worst!!! I do mean it!!! Ya know it's not fun to not wake up when I need to study, but to actually wake up-- by a possum--is not fun; not fun at all. So I was asleep for my usual five hours when I hear slamming, running, and pounding on the roof. I was petrified, but tame at the same time realizing that I have heard possums on my bedroom roof before until-- There wasn't only one possum but at least three!!! I stay in my bed --it's already 5:24 in the morning-- when I hear the crashing again. I believe they were running in packs, and if I was false, I was merely hallucinating. Like that one time I had a Choir performance and I was in the audience waiting for my groups turn to perform. I was aware that I would fall asleep, but instead, everything turned yellow and everyone was a banana. Now, bananas will never be the same to me!

    Well later that day, I had drumline will blog how that went in a few moments.

Blog you, blog me!!!

P.S.: I guess I eill never know what was up with 'em possi (or Possums- literally I have no idea)!

The Halloween-ish Background

Sup everyone, I will intentionally redesign my background template for this blog so it is incorporated to a specific theme or month! This month, of course, is October, so I incorporated a Halloween-ish type background. Just wanted to let y'all know! Will post soon.

-Joss

Books and Such

Hey y'all,
 
         Just so you know, I am not southern. I am here to discuss some poems and books I will write on figment.com. I was introduced to this website by my friend Star and it is an amazing tool to those who are interested in the writing career. Personally, I am not interested in literature, but I do write--poetry and books and such.
          You can look for some of mine on figment.com. My poems Running, and Drifting to Pain will be included. Also my books such as The Hopeless Romantic, The Green Lie, and Web Lies will be in my collection in a few weeks. Come check 'em out and if you don't have a figment account, I highly recommend you get one. Others will see the writer you are and the potential you have to writing!

*Green* 

    P.S. : Next week I will edit my gmail account and figment as well as creating a youtube account. Also, I will write about my opinion of anime and my desire and story of my favorite color--green! Hope y'all are interested!