Post-Canadian Day (Week)

          As some of you may know, July 1st is Canadian Day. Who else would you want to inform you of this very important day (well to most Canadians) almost a month after! Tell me, I'll feel very complimented!

X D. Well to celebrate my fellow, fantasy Canadian friends, I will spread the word!

          Who said we should have one day to celebrate them, right? They're just that special, right? So let's celebrate our fellow comrades by giving them a week of our time. Come low-lives who actually read this!

Let's do it!!! Actually, because I missed it by sleeping most of the day like my low-life self, so I feel left out.

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        Mark your calendars for Post-Canadian week July 28th-August 3rd. YaY!!! I officially made a post-holiday. Gonna check that off my Bucket List rights now!

         Celebrate by rubbing against the floor like a tazered cat, kiss a random hobo, and don't forget your red leaves, ah!

Canadian Craze

If my face and my words don't get you amped this week, then what will?

News report: Recently, I met a Canadian whose named will not be exposed out of their personal preferences. While explaining their past, they claim that they were born in southern Canada,  where, I hear, it is near some parts of what they call "The U.S--eh?"

Hearing this, I then said the following in what we now call Over-Xtreme-Excitment (OXE), "Really? You're from Canada. You're Canadian?! I'm fascinated with Canadians" with hands over mouth, I then asked, " Sorry to ask, but can you say the word l 'about' for me!" 

The Canadian responded, The Canadian way or the American way?"

"Well,"  JLiL thought, "Why would I want to hear the American way when it's too common?" 

So, then Canadian said "Aboot!" Ha, ha---aboot? Fwew! Oh Canadians!

And then walked away disturbed by the thought of the question and in fear and confusion!

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