If my face and my words don't get you amped this week, then what will?
News report: Recently, I met a Canadian whose named will not be exposed out of their personal preferences. While explaining their past, they claim that they were born in southern Canada, where, I hear, it is near some parts of what they call "The U.S--eh?"
Hearing this, I then said the following in what we now call Over-Xtreme-Excitment (OXE), "Really? You're from Canada. You're Canadian?! I'm fascinated with Canadians" with hands over mouth, I then asked, " Sorry to ask, but can you say the word l 'about' for me!"
The Canadian responded, The Canadian way or the American way?"
"Well," JLiL thought, "Why would I want to hear the American way when it's too common?"
So, then Canadian said "Aboot!" Ha, ha---aboot? Fwew! Oh Canadians!
And then walked away disturbed by the thought of the question and in fear and confusion!
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