Don't Fret...Erase Instead!

Of the many people out there, who want some arm muscle besides the irritatingly random and umm flappy flab?
Like you (the readers who virtually raised their hands thinking I asked them to), Ialso suffer from Chronic Arm Flab
But who needs that flab, anyways?
Sara Shmooper: "My arm flab hurts me and other people! I cant's stand this!"

Using, ErAser-ErAser, Sara Shmooper *side laugh*, Sara became live again......

Sara Shmooper: "ErAser-ErAser help my harming of others. And I am hot again." *showing off her stupendous arms* "ErAser-ErAser REALLY WORKS!!!"

.....It was then that Sara Shmooper became a chicken and sold for slaughter 10 minutes later =Q

(R.I.P. Sara Shmooper March 20th 20-- to March 24th 20whatever year it is)

It's EASY and LEGAL! ; p
With ErAser-ErAser, we can prevent Chronic Arm Flab and promote Arm Flab Awareness.(YAY)

Check out Bob's transformation:
Before:

He went form Flab....

...to Fab

With ErAser-ErAser, Erase your Flab away

It's arm-tastic!

This actually works! This is legal nowhere EVERYWHERE and may cause internal bleeding, throbbing, and/or vomiting. Inductive diarrhea may occur

Do not take with amphetamines, or prescipted drugs.

Please consult your doctor of random body parts come off. 

We are not liable for your stupidity--seriously NO ONE SHOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO USE THIS PRODUCT

I HATE MY LIFE

DERP X___X

Song Choice: Black Roses

OK:
The past 2 days were the best, don't get me wrong. I woke up to find 2 people in my house instead of the 10 that currently live with me. And thanks to the freaking awesome Daylight' Savings, I woke up to a glorious sun on my couch. Cool, right? I felt serene....in a good way!
......Until I woke up today almost late and didn't finish what I wanted that makes me more stubborn that I can't stress it enough.....Regardless, I have a family emergency that'll make me proc. stinate and that just adds to my STRESS!!!
BUT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT LET ME ADD TO THE MINTY MARCH CRAP I TALKED ABOUT EARLIER WITH MY SONG PICK OF THE WEEK. HOW 'BOUT IT?

Lately, I've been listening to a playlist of songs recently in Nashville (one of my top favorite shows) and can only hear the end of this song for about 3 weeks. It's kinda like seeing an ice cream truck stop at your house everyday, tempting you, and by the time you've furumtiously found your wallet the truck has already left!

Basically, she decided to writr thiNetflixbecause of her demanding and unfqithful mother. By saying, or singing fir that matter, "im not under your spell", it's kinda breathtaking to see her charactee literally sing out her heart. Her repressed emotions have been released and that's relieving to rid yourself of all your troubles. It really is, catch Scarlett on  #Nashville on Wednesdays at 10 PST. i ts kinda in season 2, so youll have to catch upon #Netflix of domething.  #girlpower

That Moment When . . .

Fall Flat For March

Mint March Madness is coming up. And if you don't know what a mint is, or madness here's a hint:

He likes making my fave ice cream...

So basically mint madness, is the month to celebrate loners  (face it --YOU'VE 

BEEN DUMPED)

from Valentine's Day  to redeem their single-ness by embracing

all the bitter sweet sensations in their life.

--I know, right?

Check out the jump break for a special Mint Madness thing I kinda made--kinda =D (Oh wait that's too happy XD)

Friendship over Valentine

Just as a Valentine Delight, I took the liberty of emphasizing Friendship to day--in case you were left at the alter, or your sweetheart ran off with your hotter best friend. Regardless, everyone needs a friend!

Happy Dancing Piglet Day

*Don't  be a shmooter-puss* 

The sooner you realize that special someone is closer than you thought, get some--then, get some more!

Here's the ideal friendship I think everyone should have!

FAVE-rites

I know, I know! I'm sorry your New Year's wasn't as epic because I didn't wish you a happy new year! Now, we're like half'through the month of January and I kinda feel like a dush! So HapPy NeW YeAR!!! Here's a Sorry and Happy New Year pic just for you!...

Forgive me now?

Okay so Recent Topics suggest that I'm going to talk about my FAVORITES, but they're horribly wrong, and to prove it...they spelled the word "favorites" wrong. Haha, right?

Follow the link to read more...

WARNING

The following content may be too ugly and horrifying to understand

Please bring a comfy pillow and at least 3 tubs of popcorn

hahaha "popcorn" sounds like "your mom"

We recommend children 12 and younger

to walk away and try kicking a fire hydrant

Kids like that, right?

We also recommend that you bring a year supply of tissues.

Content may cause permanent scarring in the eyes, nose, mouth, and phyleaopubopuss

Again, box of tissues, cause things just got serious!

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Catching Fire...

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OK...let's be honest...truely I'm not a fan of the Hunger Games series but WoW... Catching Fire made me cry, cry to the point that my legs were uncontrollable. No joke! My legs were shaking throughout the entire thing! Omigersh(my way of saying "oh my gosh")!!! K, prepare for a ton of tissues, cuz SPOLIER ALERT: but there is no happy anything!!! If ur a stubborn fool like me and didn't read the sseries, then u should what happens and when. I recommend u sit next to someone who does know what happensso you know when to cry.

You see great maturity in each character, especially Prim Rose who has taken great responsibility in caring forthe family. Twists and more of what "the people want". Trauma, stubbornness, and overwhelment are embodiedin Katniss as she doesn't initially want to kill harmless people, especially the new tributes (who are past victors or winners who werepromised not to ccompete anymore once they won and are just as traumatized as Katniss and Peeta). Katniss's character depicts more of a cat as being in the arena once makes her keen(foreshadow).

Every time there's a sad or frightening scene, just think of how Katniss's voice cracks when she shouts and moans)yeah that sounds weird, but you'll thank me)

Catching Fire is the perfect must- see movie if you're on a date....ya know cuddling during the scary parts...and, well you get the picture.