28 July 2013

Playlists

Hey Weekenders!
         Just so you know, I won't officially blog cuz I'm doing something for all us here! Cool Beans, I know, well it was my own idea. It occured to me whem I created playlists on Youtube, so I decided that y'all should hear what I love. I'm sure it willl introduce you to a variety of new tastes, genres, and those songs that just won't get out of your head, probably will never leave, so that's on you!
         This doesn't include any Justin Bieber or Carly Rae Jepson, just cuz! I officially kick them out of the Canadian club that I just made right now. Click!
          Will just update, so it's kinda blogging everyday. How much you wanna bet I slack of, cuz I think I totally will!  

21 July 2013

Post-Canadian Day (Week)

          As some of you may know, July 1st is Canadian Day. Who else would you want to inform you of this very important day (well to most Canadians) almost a month after! Tell me, I'll feel very complimented!
X D. Well to celebrate my fellow, fantasy Canadian friends, I will spread the word!
          Who said we should have one day to celebrate them, right? They're just that special, right? So let's celebrate our fellow comrades by giving them a week of our time. Come low-lives who actually read this!
Let's do it!!! Actually, because I missed it by sleeping most of the day like my low-life self, so I feel left out.
= (
        Mark your calendars for Post-Canadian week July 28th-August 3rd. YaY!!! I officially made a post-holiday. Gonna check that off my Bucket List rights now!
         Celebrate by rubbing against the floor like a tazered cat, kiss a random hobo, and don't forget your red leaves, ah!

07 July 2013

New Emoticons! Get Em Free

Steal them! My own personal emoticons used only to describe me and Fat Amy!
Get em while supplies last! ; D

They're just funky aliens! :
*For the mouths, use anything you normally use, such as a parentheses, etc!

Cow Sex Safety Video

Watch the video of cows who have unprotected sex. Don't worry it's rated: NFC (Not For Children), but for teens taking a health class, watch this video!
Basically, some people got in an accident by some humping cows in the middle of the road, so Jimmy Kimmel, featured on Channel ABC 7 at 10 eastern, 11: 30 Pacific central, features this song as an awareness of cow sex.
Enjoy!!! ; P

30 June 2013

If You Wanna

Feel free to check out the new and improved tabs at the top
of the page.
Also, I wanna see the results of the polls at the left.
Here, I'm kinda forcing you,
so do it!

Canadian Craze

If my face and my words don't get you amped this week, then what will?

News report: Recently, I met a Canadian whose named will not be exposed out of their personal preferences. While explaining their past, they claim that they were born in southern Canada,  where, I hear, it is near some parts of what they call "The U.S--eh?"

Hearing this, I then said the following in what we now call Over-Xtreme-Excitment (OXE), "Really? You're from Canada. You're Canadian?! I'm fascinated with Canadians" with hands over mouth, I then asked, " Sorry to ask, but can you say the word l 'about' for me!" 

The Canadian responded, The Canadian way or the American way?"

"Well,"  JLiL thought, "Why would I want to hear the American way when it's too common?" 

So, then Canadian said "Aboot!" Ha, ha---aboot? Fwew! Oh Canadians!

And then walked away disturbed by the thought of the question and in fear and confusion!


I'm __________________ on Channel 7 news. Back to you __________.

Hostess Twinkies

      Gotta love 'em twinkies, cuz hey, what's at my door? TWINKIE SUPREME!!!

      Hostess has just announced that their wonderful Twinkies--and other equally delicerous cakes will be re-stocked in stores as soon as July 15th. I'm, well, drunk for Twinkies, in fact, it was my grandma's favorite, before she died. Yup. = 7 .

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