#Crush

"The next thing I know, he's holding my hand."

Happy To Be Alive, Because by Chelsea Jacobs

Hey my fellow people! 

Friday it is. (How do British people talk like this?) Well, good news! My fellow blogger, Chelsea Jacobs's (whose blog I've been following for quite some time now) book has finally been released! YaY!!! I'm so happy for her!!! You can check out her blog and perpetual excitement on thegirlwholovedtowrite.com! 

Sound interesting?

Quote from Happy to be Alive, Because

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 Amazing, right! And so true, a writer in progress!!! Hope for more.

• Buy Happy to be Alive, Because @ http://www.amazon.com/Happy-Alive-Because-Chelsea-Jacobs/dp/0991541200/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1397406766&sr=8-1&keywords=chelsea+Jacobs

• http://nyreepress.com/authors/chelsea-jacobs/

• https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/happy-to-be-alive-because/id855477447?mt=11

• http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/happy-to-be-alive-because-chelsea-jacobs/1119127385?ean=9780991541201

Enjoy!!! ^=^

Cheater Cheater Pumkin Eater

Given the many, and I mean many, celebrity divorces on trial, it seems as though there is not really love in the world anymore. As a commoner, I in many ways admire celebrities, especially those who put their money and power to good use!

The problem with most of these tragic flaws is that they can't find the time to care for someone else. Sad, right? I would think so. Talk about time management, a skill that I recommend everyone to have. 

And when they are shooting a movie, or whatever they do in their time, they themselves attracted to their co-workers, if not then others! Like seriously? Hands-off is the policy here! There are many commoners out there, that clearly understand that they have limits that they withstand. For others, "boundaries" may be the more appropriate term. Didn't they learn in elementary school, that if something's not their's, they should treat it more respectfully?

Obviously, there is someone, a family perhaps, at their house with feelings, thoughts, emotions, and grudges? And when they are of screwing this beach-tanned babe, what are they thinking. At some point, we all wanna screw somebody not within our limits. But that's what the perfectly normal masturbation is for! Creatively f*** this turd that you wanna do, without throwing the wrecking ball in your marriage, family, and relationships! Stop the controversy, seriously!

I still don't understand why they would do such a thing. Is it because, like thieves, they think they wouldn't get caught? I mean why can't they have a normal, yet indulging relationship (like Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield) that involves comfort, many dates, and a lavished wedding many girls would dream to have?

Give me your input on this subject, cuz it just makes no plain sense to me!

Good Morning, My Loves ^<^!

April 4th

Hey my Daydreamers!

Wishing you a wonderful Friday with the original rendition of "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows"!

Spread the pedal-ly love of flower crowns or surprise your loved one with a car full of nice, fresh bees!!!!

...I mean roses (or something)

Later, my Sunshine loves!

Don't Fret...Erase Instead!

Of the many people out there, who want some arm muscle besides the irritatingly random and umm flappy flab?
Like you (the readers who virtually raised their hands thinking I asked them to), Ialso suffer from Chronic Arm Flab
But who needs that flab, anyways?
Sara Shmooper: "My arm flab hurts me and other people! I cant's stand this!"

Using, ErAser-ErAser, Sara Shmooper *side laugh*, Sara became live again......

Sara Shmooper: "ErAser-ErAser help my harming of others. And I am hot again." *showing off her stupendous arms* "ErAser-ErAser REALLY WORKS!!!"

.....It was then that Sara Shmooper became a chicken and sold for slaughter 10 minutes later =Q

(R.I.P. Sara Shmooper March 20th 20-- to March 24th 20whatever year it is)

It's EASY and LEGAL! ; p
With ErAser-ErAser, we can prevent Chronic Arm Flab and promote Arm Flab Awareness.(YAY)

Check out Bob's transformation:
Before:

He went form Flab....

...to Fab

With ErAser-ErAser, Erase your Flab away

It's arm-tastic!

This actually works! This is legal nowhere EVERYWHERE and may cause internal bleeding, throbbing, and/or vomiting. Inductive diarrhea may occur

Do not take with amphetamines, or prescipted drugs.

Please consult your doctor of random body parts come off. 

We are not liable for your stupidity--seriously NO ONE SHOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO USE THIS PRODUCT

I HATE MY LIFE

DERP X___X

Song Choice: Black Roses

OK:
The past 2 days were the best, don't get me wrong. I woke up to find 2 people in my house instead of the 10 that currently live with me. And thanks to the freaking awesome Daylight' Savings, I woke up to a glorious sun on my couch. Cool, right? I felt serene....in a good way!
......Until I woke up today almost late and didn't finish what I wanted that makes me more stubborn that I can't stress it enough.....Regardless, I have a family emergency that'll make me proc. stinate and that just adds to my STRESS!!!
BUT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT LET ME ADD TO THE MINTY MARCH CRAP I TALKED ABOUT EARLIER WITH MY SONG PICK OF THE WEEK. HOW 'BOUT IT?

Lately, I've been listening to a playlist of songs recently in Nashville (one of my top favorite shows) and can only hear the end of this song for about 3 weeks. It's kinda like seeing an ice cream truck stop at your house everyday, tempting you, and by the time you've furumtiously found your wallet the truck has already left!

Basically, she decided to writr thiNetflixbecause of her demanding and unfqithful mother. By saying, or singing fir that matter, "im not under your spell", it's kinda breathtaking to see her charactee literally sing out her heart. Her repressed emotions have been released and that's relieving to rid yourself of all your troubles. It really is, catch Scarlett on  #Nashville on Wednesdays at 10 PST. i ts kinda in season 2, so youll have to catch upon #Netflix of domething.  #girlpower

That Moment When . . .