18 December 2012

I Found the Dancing Panda

So everyone,

Yesterday, I discovered a dancing panda. I don't know why he's next to a taco. I don't know it he wants to pass gas -- whatever! So, I refound it! Hooray. Never mind it's just a dancing panda; that's normal. so here it is.The infamous Dancing Panda.



P.S.: He's dancinn for some tacos, alright.

The End of the World: Ignore Your Children

So for all the Crapbutts out there:

Maybe half of you out there believe Doomsday is coming and I can't wait for those of you to be proven wrong. To tell you the truth, I don't know when the world will end because I'm not God!!!

God made the world so that no one would know when it would end. Only He can determine when the time is right!

So why would  you people believe the Mayan calendar?! How would the Mayans know? They lived a many a year ago!

So if the end of the world does arrive, please knock me out --even if it huts me!

Merry "Doomsday" to all and to all a terrible "death".
P.S.: If you have children, then don't bother protecting them, because I for sure know it will not end!

17 December 2012

Panda Superhero

Hey panda lovers,

I was kinda bored and Googled (which is now a word in the dictionary --- look it up!) things I like (which is hard because I'm a boring person). After hard thinking I chose pandas. Guess who will be going on the Panda Express tonight? So I saw this site with cute (but not the cutest) panda. Hope you enjoy! If you ever get the chance, look up dancing pandas. They are adorable!!!

*Panda fan Out*

04 December 2012

About the Phantom of the Opera

Hello Everybody,
 This is a very important post for I will be discussing a book. Although, I'm not a book person, I do read --and very well I may add! So, recently, I finished reading The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux (very French XD - I have always wanted to meet a French person) and this is a summary and review from the unpopular perosn of which you hate.

Gaston Leroux’s novel titled The Phantom of the Opera, published by Bantam Doubleday Dell Publishing Groups, Inc., appeals primarily to those interested in mystery, fate, love, and suspense! He introduces himself as a character in the future in Paris, France, uncovering the story of the “Opera Ghost” or what is also known as the Phantom. Many of us who have heard of the famous book, play, or movie may be excused to believe that the phantom is an evil, spellbinding creature. I mean that was my impression while reading the novel for he sure does present himself that way. Gaston acknowledges that he is an historian expecting to uncover the mysterious case of the Opera Ghost, the disappearances of Viscount Raoul de Chagny, his brother, and Christine Daae to none other than the Persian. The Persian is described as swarthy and holds a major role in explaining what he knows about the apparition, however he shows no major importance whatsoever in the midst of the novel. Gaston attempts to identify if the phantom is real or a myth. With his knowledge, the Persian proves to Leroux that the ghost is indeed true by informing him of a carcass found in a sub-structure of the Opera house where the story primarily sets itself.
             The story actually begins in the Paris Opera [house] where there have been sights and rumors of the infamous and distinct “Opera Ghost”.
Leroux begins Christine and Raoul’s encounters when Raoul and brother, Count Philip de Chagny indulge in a song sung by Christine Daae (a pure singer whose voice is described as angelic and perfect), a childhood friend of Raoul, who he had loved for years. During her performance, Daae had felt faint and needed rest. Raoul, wanting to surprise her with his appearance (for they hadn’t seen each other since they were children), overheard her in her dressing room talking to an anonymous “man” who claimed that he loved her. This shattered Chagny’s heart.
Later did he learn that Christine was speaking with the Angel of Music, a mythical apparition who her father promised she meet (he didn’t meet the angel so her promised that Christine would). He said that the angel only meets those of which have “musical souls”. As children, Raoul was deeply acquainted with Christine’s father. Her father was also a musician and was known for playing with his violin.  Well, apparently, she had been receiving music lessons from this “angel” for three months and had started to develop feelings for it.
              On a night of Christine’s performance, she suddenly became unfaithfully unbalanced. No one would know that she would disappear later that day only by none other than the Phantom. After two weeks of worrying about Christine’s intentions and emotions, Raoul receives a note –from Christine telling him to attend the ball held at the Opera with specific instructions of what to wear. He does so and does come in contact with her, but as he follows her to an unknown room, they argue their very first argument. Thus leaving Christine vulnerable for disappearing again by the obvious, Erik, the Opera Ghost, who of which Raoul learned his name at the ball.

              With significant effort, Christine returns from Erik’s clutches and reveals to Chagny why she was abducted, leaving Raoul inconsolable when he noticed a plain gold ring upon her left ring finger. As he noticed the ring, he could only think about two things: killing the Phantom and marrying Christine (which was a problem because she promised Erik that she would never marry –but him).
             The story has many internal and external conflicts regarding Raoul’s endeavors in pursuing Christine, but of course, to obtain more information regarding this, read forth and uncover the many attempts of Raoul.

The story alludes to many French plays, dancers, and artists, even English author, Shakespeare, and incorporates direct characterization especially towards Raoul who expresses his discomfort and pure hatred towards the ghost and his love and resentment of Christine’s actions. The novel also includes third-person point of view from the author’s knowledge. Predominantly, the book is rather gloomy and heartfelt (which is a rather interesting and unnatural combination)
             As stated in the first paragraph, I highly recommend this novel to those who are interested in mystery, love, and suspense – and may I say twists! In my accounts of the story, it is a pristine narrative that thrills those who truly are mesmerized by the events in it. Honestly, I cried at least half a dozen times when I kept Chagny’s emotions by heart.

*The story taught me to persevere when it comes to those you truly love!*

27 November 2012

Frosty the Fake-man

After the countless times I had listened to the song "Frosty the Snowman," I realized that Frosty is a Fake man due to the fact that "he" has coal for eyes (coal=bad, bad=evil snowman). I also don't even understand how he can express his "birthday", for he has at least a million of them!!!
Frosty, if there's anything I want to tell you, it is "Frosty, you are a fake, water ball that deserves to be arrested by the Snow-police (which, of course, you will create yourself)!"


13 November 2012

Even Newer Background

This background fills me with tears for it reminds me of my childhood and a bit of the movie 500 Days of Summer which I will review in my new Review page. I hope y'all enjoy this template as I do and even begin some memories with it.

-Blink

07 November 2012

Background

Somehow I thought this seemed Thanksgiving-like. I hope you enjoy!

Random Ranterer Crazy!!!

Hey y'all,

Recently, or more specifically, this Saturday, I viewed my friend Delaney's blog, Random Ranterer *found on randomranterer.blogspot.com. It's like my blog, but better! I know, why would someone like me want to promote someone else's blog. Well, first of all, because I am a freak that needs to be slapped, and secondly because Delaney is my friend and friend's always support each other!!! I know everyone out there at least has a friend, companion, or even a talking tomato to talk to!!!
The Ranterer definintely rants about what she wants, for she is random -- like me, but randomer. Before I discovered Delaney's blog, I did not know how hilarious Delaney was. Of course, she is funny, but her blog is totally dynamic! For those of you who actually know me, I don't use the word totally a lot! I don't know why, but all my friends are random -- in a nice, responsible way!!!
If anyone has any feedback, I would surely appreciate it!!! But, of course you don't have to and I can hug a cactus. Unless you wanna see me cry, please send me feedback!!!

14 October 2012

What's Up with Ya Possum

Hi
   Yesterday morning was the worst!!! I do mean it!!! Ya know it's not fun to not wake up when I need to study, but to actually wake up-- by a possum--is not fun; not fun at all. So I was asleep for my usual five hours when I hear slamming, running, and pounding on the roof. I was petrified, but tame at the same time realizing that I have heard possums on my bedroom roof before until-- There wasn't only one possum but at least three!!! I stay in my bed --it's already 5:24 in the morning-- when I hear the crashing again. I believe they were running in packs, and if I was false, I was merely hallucinating. Like that one time I had a Choir performance and I was in the audience waiting for my groups turn to perform. I was aware that I would fall asleep, but instead, everything turned yellow and everyone was a banana. Now, bananas will never be the same to me!
    Well later that day, I had drumline will blog how that went in a few moments.

Blog you, blog me!!!

P.S.: I guess I eill never know what was up with 'em possi (or Possums- literally I have no idea)!

The Halloween-ish Background

Sup everyone, I will intentionally redesign my background template for this blog so it is incorporated to a specific theme or month! This month, of course, is October, so I incorporated a Halloween-ish type background. Just wanted to let y'all know! Will post soon.

-Joss

07 October 2012

Books and Such

Hey y'all,
 
         Just so you know, I am not southern. I am here to discuss some poems and books I will write on figment.com. I was introduced to this website by my friend Star and it is an amazing tool to those who are interested in the writing career. Personally, I am not interested in literature, but I do write--poetry and books and such.
          You can look for some of mine on figment.com. My poems Running, and Drifting to Pain will be included. Also my books such as The Hopeless Romantic, The Green Lie, and Web Lies will be in my collection in a few weeks. Come check 'em out and if you don't have a figment account, I highly recommend you get one. Others will see the writer you are and the potential you have to writing!

*Green* 
    P.S. : Next week I will edit my gmail account and figment as well as creating a youtube account. Also, I will write about my opinion of anime and my desire and story of my favorite color--green! Hope y'all are interested!

30 September 2012

The Number Blog.

Hey,

      I am kinda new to this "blogging" matter,but it has been a dream of mine to blog. I have written poems, stories, songs, etc, but not blogged. Blogging is certainly on my Bucket List.
      I guess my function to blogging would be to entertain you just as I would as any author. So, here I go!
 
         P.S. : OMGK! I have typed the word "blog(ging)" six times including this one!
  
                                                                        *OK, um blog *

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