Of the many people out there, who want some arm muscle besides the irritatingly random and umm flappy flab?
Like you (the readers who virtually raised their hands thinking I asked them to), Ialso suffer from Chronic Arm Flab
But who needs that flab, anyways?
Sara Shmooper: "My arm flab hurts me and other people! I cant's stand this!"
Using, ErAser-ErAser, Sara Shmooper *side laugh*, Sara became live again......
Sara Shmooper: "ErAser-ErAser help my harming of others. And I am hot again." *showing off her stupendous arms* "ErAser-ErAser REALLY WORKS!!!"
.....It was then that Sara Shmooper became a chicken and sold for slaughter 10 minutes later =Q
With ErAser-ErAser, we can prevent Chronic Arm Flab and promote Arm Flab Awareness.(YAY)
Check out Bob's transformation:
Before:
Like you (the readers who virtually raised their hands thinking I asked them to), Ialso suffer from Chronic Arm Flab
But who needs that flab, anyways?
Sara Shmooper: "My arm flab hurts me and other people! I cant's stand this!"
Using, ErAser-ErAser, Sara Shmooper *side laugh*, Sara became live again......
Sara Shmooper: "ErAser-ErAser help my harming of others. And I am hot again." *showing off her stupendous arms* "ErAser-ErAser REALLY WORKS!!!"
.....It was then that Sara Shmooper became a chicken and sold for slaughter 10 minutes later =Q
(R.I.P. Sara Shmooper March 20th 20-- to March 24th 20whatever year it is)
It's EASY and LEGAL! ; pWith ErAser-ErAser, we can prevent Chronic Arm Flab and promote Arm Flab Awareness.(YAY)
Check out Bob's transformation:
Before:
He went form Flab.... |
...to Fab |
With ErAser-ErAser, Erase your Flab away
It's arm-tastic!
This actually works! This is legal nowhere EVERYWHERE and may cause internal bleeding, throbbing, and/or vomiting. Inductive diarrhea may occur
Do not take with amphetamines, or prescipted drugs.
Please consult your doctor of random body parts come off.
We are not liable for your stupidity--seriously NO ONE SHOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO USE THIS PRODUCT
I HATE MY LIFE
DERP X___X