Fall Flat For March

Mint March Madness is coming up. And if you don't know what a mint is, or madness here's a hint:

He likes making my fave ice cream...

So basically mint madness, is the month to celebrate loners  (face it --YOU'VE 

BEEN DUMPED)

from Valentine's Day  to redeem their single-ness by embracing

all the bitter sweet sensations in their life.

--I know, right?

Check out the jump break for a special Mint Madness thing I kinda made--kinda =D (Oh wait that's too happy XD)

Friendship over Valentine

Just as a Valentine Delight, I took the liberty of emphasizing Friendship to day--in case you were left at the alter, or your sweetheart ran off with your hotter best friend. Regardless, everyone needs a friend!

Happy Dancing Piglet Day

*Don't  be a shmooter-puss* 

The sooner you realize that special someone is closer than you thought, get some--then, get some more!

Here's the ideal friendship I think everyone should have!

FAVE-rites

I know, I know! I'm sorry your New Year's wasn't as epic because I didn't wish you a happy new year! Now, we're like half'through the month of January and I kinda feel like a dush! So HapPy NeW YeAR!!! Here's a Sorry and Happy New Year pic just for you!...

Forgive me now?

Okay so Recent Topics suggest that I'm going to talk about my FAVORITES, but they're horribly wrong, and to prove it...they spelled the word "favorites" wrong. Haha, right?

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WARNING

The following content may be too ugly and horrifying to understand

Please bring a comfy pillow and at least 3 tubs of popcorn

hahaha "popcorn" sounds like "your mom"

We recommend children 12 and younger

to walk away and try kicking a fire hydrant

Kids like that, right?

We also recommend that you bring a year supply of tissues.

Content may cause permanent scarring in the eyes, nose, mouth, and phyleaopubopuss

Again, box of tissues, cause things just got serious!

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